one of those days i get all: killey

I literally do not have words. Not polite ones anyway.

windscryer Jun 07, 2012 22:42

This is not one of those asshat attempts to be coy and get you guys to feign care for my life and ask about what's wrong, I really cannot rationally discuss it now and when I can I have someone who I will talk to. I just don't want to alarm my mother by screaming my frustration and I have to do SOMETHING ( Read more... )

*bleepitybleepbleep*, family: can't live w/'em&can't kill 'em, there is not enough prozac in the world, #%@$#&!#$%@!, today would be much easier if i drank, and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, *twitch*, *hates*, more ridiculous than aliens invading, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

windscryer Jun 02, 2012 18:57

Some poetry I've written recently. Two guesses what color Sharpie I used on my calander blocks this week.

( I wouldn't click this if you have a Y chromosome. )

have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, original: poetry, caution: raging bitch ahead, *not amused*, #%@$#&!#$%@!, and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, *twitch*, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, one of those days i get all: creative, does not want, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., someone (fictional) is going to die, *bleepitybleepbleep*, exorcizamus te omnis immundus spiritus o, today would be much easier if i drank, atypical reaction to normal life events, one of those days i get all: killey, making words my bitches since 1982, kill me now, *cries*, *passes out*, *drama queen*, notquitethinkythoughts, i overshare because i overcare, one of those days i get all: weepy, wtf maja are you on drugs?, and then? i totally fainted., okay random, warnings: gore, ;_;, brb have to go die now, fuck you very much

SAILOR MOUTH: ENGAGED

windscryer May 05, 2012 12:40

Holy fucks. I forgot to account for my adjustment. SHIT.

Now I need to go buy more eyelet trim.

#%@$#&!#$%@!

caution: raging bitch ahead, there is not enough prozac in the world, *not amused*, #%@$#&!#$%@!, stop! hammertime., stand back--she might asplode, *twitch*, *hates*, one of those days i get all: creative, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., there are no thinkythoughts here, someone (fictional) is going to die, whine and cheese hour on the patio, goals i haz them, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, one of those days i get all: derpy, today would be much easier if i drank, william tell i am not, oops! i did it again, one of those days i get all: killey, *headdesk*, *cries*, srslywtf?, *drama queen*, no i don't have anything better to do., i can't blame this on alcohol, life experience is good for you--no rly, okay random, ;_;, ranty rant, project: make it sew!

Complications, Conspiracies, and Consternation

windscryer Apr 22, 2012 10:29

( So two things happened yesterday that relate to my quest to become a Pokémon Master seamstress. )

i have proof i'm a freak, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, *not amused*, pwned by my own dna, stop! hammertime., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hates*, one of those days i get all: creative, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, want 2b the very best like no 1 ever was, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, whine and cheese hour on the patio, goals i haz them, *bleepitybleepbleep*, today would be much easier if i drank, i'm sort of freaking out, william tell i am not, end-of-semester-itis, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, kill me now, *cries*, *passes out*, *drama queen*, i use too many tags/this is one of them, notquitethinkythoughts, *conflicted but determined*, no i don't have anything better to do., just when you think it's safe..., wtf maja are you on drugs?, the other girl who waited, project: make it sew!, i don't want to live on this planet anym, fuck you very much

All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012

windscryer Mar 18, 2012 18:12

Or, How RIAA Seduced Hollywood Into a Murder-Suicide Pact.

Originally posted by tahirire at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
Originally posted by roguebitch at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
Originally posted by nrrrdy_grrrl at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
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have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, remind me to kill you later, waitwhut?, this is like so important omj, there is not enough prozac in the world, *not amused*, ohmychuck!, stop! hammertime., i fear for humanity's future. thanks., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, who put lsd in my lemonade?, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, more ridiculous than aliens invading, does not want, snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., pass the lube please, signal boost, winged bears? it's the end times!, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, where did i put my holy water?, exorcizamus te omnis immundus spiritus o, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, today would be much easier if i drank, i'm sort of freaking out, *iz confused*, fandom - 0; rl - 1000000, brb stocking the panic room with ammo, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *headdesk*, no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, *cries*, i can haz explanashun?, plotting against the neighbors--again, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, this is not my joking face, don't make me get the whump stick, just when you think it's safe..., one of those days i get all: weepy, our doom is at hand!, *hotch!face*, that's gonna leave a mark, ranty rant, what is this i don't even, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, karmic puppies 4 sale, *watching the skies*, fuck you very much, some people's kids

My Serenity Prayer/DEATH TO ACTA!

windscryer Feb 09, 2012 07:51

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the broken tear ducts and seized diaphragm to keep from sobbing like a little child through it all.

And now I am doubly pissed because for the first time there is going to be a protest near enough that going would be possible and it's ( Read more... )

there is not enough prozac in the world, fml, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, i fear for humanity's future. thanks., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hates*, snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, goals i haz them, winged bears? it's the end times!, *bleepitybleepbleep*, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, today would be much easier if i drank, oops! i did it again, one of those days i get all: killey, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, rl haz kidnapped me--halp!, *sadface*, *passes out*, some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, no i don't have anything better to do., tgi... dammit!, i can't blame this on alcohol, our doom is at hand!, *hotch!face*, and then? i totally fainted., ;_;, brb have to go die now, i dun gone an' b0rked myself, i know where i've been, some people's kids, have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, waitwhut?, caution: raging bitch ahead, this is like so important omj, *not amused*, rattlers in my stomach, stop! hammertime., halp!, stand back--she might asplode, my pimp hand; let me show you it, let silence speak all the words i cannot, via ljapp, whine and cheese hour on the patio, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, i'm sort of freaking out, bring on the rain!, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *cries*, i can haz explanashun?, srslywtf?, this is not my joking face, just when you think it's safe..., one of those days i get all: weepy, wtf maja are you on drugs?, ranty rant, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, #protest, karmic puppies 4 sale, fuck you very much

Unbe-freaking-lievable.

windscryer Feb 06, 2012 10:11

Dear Life,

Fuck you, too.

Sincerely,
Me

have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, fml, *not amused*, ohmychuck!, stop! hammertime., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, halp!, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, reasons i belong in a plastic bubble, via ljapp, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, today would be much easier if i drank, i'm sort of freaking out, oops! i did it again, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), *headdesk*, *cries*, dear blank/sincerely blank, i can haz explanashun?, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, *passes out*, i use too many tags/this is one of them, don't make me get the whump stick, just when you think it's safe..., one of those days i get all: weepy, tgi... dammit!, i can't blame this on alcohol, wtf maja are you on drugs?, and then? i totally fainted., life experience is good for you--no rly, ;_;, brb have to go die now, god *has* to love me, karmic puppies 4 sale, fuck you very much, i know where i've been

checks calendar Is it 2011 or 1984?

windscryer Jan 24, 2012 16:54

EDIT: Apparently it's NEITHER. It's 2012. Awkward. (Thanks to @TexasArtChick for the correction. :D)

Originally posted by electricdruid at The fiasco continues

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have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, waitwhut?, this is like so important omj, there is not enough prozac in the world, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, *not amused*, ohmychuck!, stop! hammertime., i fear for humanity's future. thanks., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, does not want, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, my pimp hand; let me show you it, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, this is why i write, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, winged bears? it's the end times!, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, today would be much easier if i drank, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *headdesk*, no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, i can haz explanashun?, i have an attack impala. your move., some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, this is not my joking face, don't make me get the whump stick, just when you think it's safe..., our doom is at hand!, i can't blame this on alcohol, what is this i don't even, #protest, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, fuck you very much

Viridescence [2/2], [eT] Harvey, Mike, Louis

windscryer Oct 06, 2011 16:27

Title: Viridescence
Rating: eT
Characters: Harvey Specter, Mike Ross, Louis Litt
Warnings: language
Genres: Humor, Friendship, Gen
Chapters: 2
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1588
Disclaimer: If you promise that Harvey and Mike represent anyone who wants to sue me, I will TOTALLY claim that this show belongs to me. Otherwise, I'll deny everything.
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character: suits: harvey specter, i'm going to kill lj, character: suits: mike ross, team: nyc: pearson hardman, enticement: prompt!fic, rating: et, genre: gen, warnings: language, category: multi-chapter, character: suits: louis litt, genre: friendship, fandom: suits, genre: humor, in other news i hate lj sometimes, fucking ticky-box *stabs*, enticement: caring!fic, fic: suits, one of those days i get all: killey

Viridescence [1/2], [eT] Harvey, Mike, Louis

windscryer Oct 06, 2011 16:05

Title: Viridescence
Rating: eT
Characters: Harvey Specter, Mike Ross, Louis Litt
Warnings: language
Genres: Humor, Friendship, Gen
Chapters: 2
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1588
Disclaimer: If you promise that Harvey and Mike represent anyone who wants to sue me, I will TOTALLY claim that this show belongs to me. Otherwise, I'll deny everything.
( Read more... )

character: suits: harvey specter, i'm going to kill lj, character: suits: mike ross, team: nyc: pearson hardman, enticement: prompt!fic, rating: et, genre: gen, warnings: language, category: multi-chapter, character: suits: louis litt, genre: friendship, fandom: suits, genre: humor, in other news i hate lj sometimes, fucking ticky-box *stabs*, enticement: caring!fic, fic: suits, one of those days i get all: killey